Friday, December 3, 2010

Moms Unite

On the first Friday of each month, I (Barbara) go and join a bunch of my friends in our monthly Mom's Club meeting. This month, in lieu of our meeting, we all gathered together and enjoyed our Christmas luncheon....which was yummy yummy Mellow Mushroom! It was a great time where some mom's were solo because their kiddos were still in school and some mom's (like me) were able to bring their kiddos to play in the Kiddo Room during the luncheon....but regardless, I was able to laugh and enjoy some great company from some close friends! It was an absolute blast and I love our local Mom's Club!

Mother's Dictionary of Meanings

Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

Full Name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.

Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

Independent: How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say.

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours.

Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva.

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

Two-Minute Warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar-grunting noises.

Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.

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